12.
“Even if I wished to go, my schedule would not let me.”
“4pm: Wallowing in self-pity.
4:30: Gazing into the abyss.
5pm: Solving world starvation. Don’t inform anybody.
5.30pm: Jazzercise.
6.30pm: Dinner with me. I am unable to delete it once more.
7.30pm: Struggle with self-loathing.
I booked!
Of course, if I moved the hate to 9:00, I might nonetheless have time to lie in mattress, stare on the ceiling, and slowly drift into insanity.”
—The Grinch
